“ you’re saying nah now ? that’s a new low,
                even for you. please don’t tell me my soul
                mate is a fan of nash grier. jealousy ? nah.
                you’ve always have been ready to bend
                over when someone even shoots you a
                glance. or was that me ? anyway, jealousy
                with you is a waste of time, babe. you know
                you & i are meant to be. soul mates & all that
                good stuff.  ”