“ please, you’re never just making
conversation and we both
know that, patrick. “
” don’t you wanna be remembered
for doin something actually relevant
in someone’s life rather than just
being dick ? — some people,
myself included, think you’re
related to satan which makes
me think you may be immortal or
some shit. so you don’t get the
success, you die, you are a failure “
‘ i am offended that you’d think that
when i talk to someone, i always
have an angle. & honestly, c'mon,
babe, you know me. if i had an angle,
i would’ve gotten what i wanted hours
ago. why would i go through all this
bull shit if i didn’t want to ? ’
‘ who the hell do you think i am,
gandhi ? fuck no, man. being
bad is so, so much better. i don’t
have time for that “ save the world
& starving children in africa ” bull
shit. that wouldn’t be half bad,
actually. i’d have a pretty cool dad. ’